The Search for Catlantis
A Milkyway x Koala Puffs Tale
It began with a ripple in the tide. A half-burnt treasure map, fished out of a tidepool bong session, marked only with one word: Catlantis.
Koala had seen stranger things. But never underwater.
She suited up, lit up, and summoned her most trusted crew—Tuna and Bass. Two cats with nine lives and even more opinions. With a flick of a fin and a puff of curiosity, they set off in their glass submarine, spiraling through sea caves etched with forgotten symbols and fish with judging eyes.
Deeper they dove. Past the trench of Echo Rips. Beyond the Reef of Reflection. Until… silence.
Then shimmer.
Catlantis rose like a dream—sprawling structures of coral and crystal, guarded by jellyfish with serious attitudes. Its towers were etched with stories. Legends. And cats. So many cats.
Among the ruins, they discovered relics that had only lived in myth. Like the Underwater Catnip—a long-lost artifact said to cause uncontrollable zoomies and day-long purring highs. Tuna dove in face-first. Bass, ever the skeptic, circled it twice before claiming it was “mid.” He was wrong.
Meanwhile, Koala wandered into a kelp forest swirling with bioluminescence. That’s where she found it—the Sea-weed. Ancient. Aromatic. Probably sentient. One hit later, and she was having a full conversation with a crab philosopher named Dennis.
Time blurred. Laughter echoed through the glass halls of Catlantis. For a moment, the weight of gravity, deadlines, and the surface world vanished.
But every trip has its end. With artifacts in tow and stories in heart, the trio returned to the surface—high, happy, and a little soggy.
And from that voyage was born the Catlantis collection. A tribute to the deep. A reminder that there’s still magic to be discovered—if you’re willing to get a little wet.